Morning Coffee: Tawny Jordan, Tim Hudson Broken Ankle will Make You Barf, Detroit is Bankrupt but The Wings Are Getting a New Arena & The Dildo is Extinct

I don’t know much about Tawny Jordan except that I love her // Kate Upton is a wedding bikini because why the F not? // Aubrey Plaza kills it in the new GQ // Italian model Barbara Guerra has probably the best beach ass I’ve ever seen //

This Tim Hudson video is graphic as he breaks his ankle on a play at first // Tyson Chandler has been skipping legs at the gym // David Wright almost knocked himself out last night by hitting himself in the head with his bat…for real // Jerry Jones says two NFL teams could move to LA // VERY scary motorcycle crash involving FSU’s Nick Oleary where he walks away // The city of Detroit is in bankruptcy but the Red Wings are getting a brand new arena // Is A-Rod hurt or are the Yankees stalling while waiting for a suspension? // LeBron’s career with Team USA is likely over //

According to CNN, the Dildo is extinct // In related news, this anchor drew a big cock on the screen // A recent study found that we have never been happier…than when we were 23 // Here are 750,000 more reasons to hate Kim Kardashian and Kanye West // Check out these awesome business cards from 25 of the most successful people in the world // After all these years, Seinfeld’s wisdom still has an impact // Hey dummy, here are 10 words that you have probably been misusing your entire life // Jason Sudeikis has announced he is leaving Saturday Night Live //

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