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Rules To Follow When Sexting

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Let’s face it, it’s 2017 and whether or not you’re ready to admit it out loud, you have been on one side or the other of a sext or two. In fact, Microsoft Word doesn’t even highlight the word sext as a misspelled word anymore! What a world.

Sexts can be the best or the absolute worst. The former is usually reserved for the male population receiving the messages while the latter is normally a woman’s reaction. I only say this because men, by nature, love attention from a woman. Seriously. Throw a guy a bone and watch him drool. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, go to a bar around 2 a.m. and observe.

So, if a man is on the receiving end of sext, regardless if they even know the person, they will go with it and think it is the best thing ever.

Women, on the other hand, tend to be pickier. They won’t just give it up to a rando at closing time (most of them). That said, when they get the unprovoked sext or dick pic, they are usually more annoyed than aroused.

Notice I said unprovoked.

If you are a man or woman who is actually wanting to engage in electronic advances, then there are simple rules to follow.

Test The Waters

Make sure you know what you’re dealing with. Is this a word play, story-telling sext or is this a no holds barred, here’s my peen, session? Nothing can be worse that just having some random fun and then getting a full-blown dick pic while sitting in public. As mentioned before, men won’t care. However, he will show his friends.

How Far Is Too Far?

If you’re going to send pictures of your giblets, make sure they are flattering. The second most important thing to remember before hitting send is to make sure this is a photo you want out of your control. Would you be ok if this leaked to a site or made rounds within the other person’s friends? It’s all about level of trust. Maybe that rando you just hooked up with last night doesn’t deserve a tit pic?

Use An App

Sending a dick pic through text message is like sending a fax instead of an email. Knock it off. Using an app like Snapchat, or even better Arousr, you can safely send wiener portraits until your soft. Snapchat is only viewable for an allotted amount of seconds and will tell you if the other person screenshotted your picture. Arousr allows you to connect with other adults that want to sext, but doesn’t allow the other person to know anything about you. Arousr will verify every person using their service and will not disclose your information. The other person won’t even know your phone number.

Not The Face

This should go without mentioning but never, ever, include your face in a nude shot. There’s an old adage, “Deny til you Die”. If your mug isn’t in the picture – and you don’t have a one-of-a-kind tattoo on your wiener – odds are you can deny that is your private sector on film.

Don’t Get Cheap On Me

Ladies, nips only is like standing too close to an optical illusion. You know what you’re supposed to see, but until you step away and get a full view, you really don’t know what’s going on. Give the guy the whole boob. And if you’re thinking side boob, stop it. Turn in your smart phone and get a flip. You don’t need a camera. Guys, same goes for you. Don’t try to be something you’re not.

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