To some people big messy facial hair is something to laugh and poke fun at; to others it can be considered artwork. As a man who can grow some decent facial hair I understand the time and effort that needs to be put in to grow a respectable cheek rug. After doing some extensive research I have come up with a list of the Picasso’s of facial hair throughout the sports world. Enjoy the pure beauty these men have on their faces.
Best Dick Broom (Moustache)
Rollie Fingers – Oakland A’s, San Diego Padres, Milwaukee Brewers (1968 – 1985)
Lanny McDonald – Toronto Maple Leafs, Colorado Rockies, Calgary Flames (1973 – 1989)
George Parros – Los Angeles Kings, Colorado Avalanche, Anaheim Ducks (2005 – Present)
Greg Maddux – Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves, San Diego Padres, Los Angeles Dodgers (1986 – 2008)
Dennis Eckersley – Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Oakland A’s, St. Louis Cardinals (1975 – 1998)
Mike Commodore – New Jersey Devils, Carolina Hurricanes, Ottawa Senators, Columbus Blue Jackets (2000 – Present)
I understand that there are countless athletes sporting some chin curtains or even a mouth brow (not to be mistaken with eye brow) that I have forgotten so feel free to comment on anyone who you feel was left out. If this list of masterpieces didn’t tickle your fancy than contact Sahli, a Thunder Treats contributor, his Struthers high school yearbook is dripping with brutal facial hair.
*Thank Dilo for his knowledge of nicknames for facial hair*
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