Humor
Jennifer Lopez Rocks ‘Tight Pants’ On Tonight Show, Still Has Ass for Days
One of the many, many recurring segments Jimmy Fallon has incorporated into his Tonight Show gig is “Tight Pants”. In the past, it has been Will Ferrell opposite Fallon in a battle to see who has the tightest pants around. Sounds incredibly stupid, I know, but Ferrell and Fallon have a rapport that makes it…
The Kids Guide to the Internet Will Gut Bust You With Nostalgia
Back in 1997, the internet was all the rage. I remember when we first got it and it took the guy forever to hook it up because we were running Windows 3.1 instead of the new, hip, Windows 98. We waited patiently as he installed a modem and hooked up the phone line. When I…
Russian Bro Eats Windshield During ‘Biker Roulette’, Walks it off Like a G
If the internet is the thing I’m most thankful for, I would say that the standard Russian dashboard camera in cars is probably a really close second. In the video below, Russian bros are on what look like dirt bikes and are participating in what one person on Reddit refers to as “biker roulette”. Their…
Indians Fan Unsuccessful at Using His Face to Catch a Baseball
The Cleveland Indians beat the Detroit Tigers in extra innings last night after Michael Brantley belted a laser beam home run over the right field wall. It was their second walk off of the year. Everyone at Progressive Field was going bananas. Everyone except may this bro who tried his best to catch a ball…
Lance Armstrong Has Awkward Moment While Playing Cards Against Humanity Game
We all know that Lance Armstrong had testicular cancer in 1996 and it resulted in a removal of one of his testicles. Most of us also know about the card game Cards Against Humanity. If you don’t, think Apples to Apples but for adults who have a sick sense of humor. Let me also point…
Prepare for the NFL Draft with This Buzzword Translator
The NFL Draft is coming up next week and while most of us red-blooded males are cleaning up our grills from their long winter’s nap, some are trying to bone up on draft jargon so they can keep up during broadcast. No shame there, either. With Todd McShay and Mel Kiper Jr. spewing large amounts…
Tries to Take a Train Selfie, Gets Kicked in the Head by the Conductor
In what was thiiiiiis close to being a Darwin Award finalist for 2014, we have a young man that saw opportunity for Facebook likes to soar to heights only attainable in his social media dreams. People would surely retweet this hundreds, if not thousands of time. This is it, he thought. This is my time.…
Charles Barkley Says All That Lotion is the Only Way Shaq Can ‘Get His Fat Ass in a Buick’
Sir Charles Barkley was on Conan on Thursday night and was as entertaining as ever. Especially when the subject of Shaquille O’Neal came up. It is pretty common knowledge that these two take jabs at each other whenever they get the opportunity ever since retiring. They even took jabs, literally, when they played against each…
Jon Stewart Blasts CNN for Coverage of MH370: One Place They Haven’t Looked is ‘Up Their Own Assholes’
The Daily Show host Jon Stewart has always done a good job of keeping on different media outlets and not letting them slide when they do something stupid. Well, this time he did a great job. Assuming you watch something other than Yo! MTV Raps, you have seen the expansive coverage of the missing Malaysian…
Nick Swisher and Mike Polk Are Bro-mates at Indians Spring Training
Nick Swisher is known for the energy he brings to the baseball field day in and day out. That is what most everyone knows about Nick. What we don’t know, however, is what happens when it’s bedtime for Swish. Comedian Mike Polk Jr. got to find out first hand as he was paired up with…
KTLA Anchors Respond to 4.4 Magnitude Earthquake in Los Angeles
There were many responses and postings on social media after the early morning earthquake in Los Angeles but no reaction, that I have seen at least, can match Megan Henderson and Chris Schauble from KTLA. It’s funny now to laugh at their reactions but I am sure in the moment, they were scared out of…
First Facial Hair Transplants, Now Hipsters Are Wearing Monocles
Last week, we told you about a hipster trend going on in the inner circles of douche where they are getting hair transplanted onto their face to make their beards appear fuller. Well, if that didn’t make you shake your head into a whiplash, then get out the neck brace because the next big hipster-y…
Vanilla Ice Busts Out ‘Ninja Rap’ in New Kraft Mac n’ Cheese Commercial
If you’re in your mid-late 20’s you are sure to remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons and movies. And if you are in that said demographic, then you are sure to remember Vanilla Ice rocking a mic like a vandal during the early 90’s. And if both of those facts hold true, then I…
Canada Distributing Vials of Smiles with Their Crack Pipe Vending Machine
Canada is known for their healthcare system and how they like to take care of their citizens. Apparently no one falls through the cracks, excuse the pun, in the Great White North. A non-profit organization in Vancouver has installed two vending machines that distribute crack pipes for $0.25 cents a pop to help cut down…
Richard Sherman 30 For 30 Mockumentary by Frank Caliendo is Hilarious
Whether you love or hate Frank Caliendo, you’ll have to agree that this video is hilarious. His well known impersonations of Jon Gruden, Mel Kiper Jr., George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are great in and of themselves. But when he throws in Ron Jaworski, Chris Berman, Bill Belichick, Mike Ditka and Adam Schefter, you…