Humor
‘TALONS OF JUSTICE!’: Texas Defense Attorney Has Jaw Dropping Commercials That Feature America & Wheelies
Fort Worth, Texas can rest easy tonight knowing that Brian Wilson, a.k.a. The Texas Law Hawk, has got their back. Wilson, a Texas A&M graduate and summa cum laude graduate of Texas Tech University School of Law, was voted the number one defense lawyer in Fort Worth in 2014. Without looking at his court records,…
Read MoreMan Steals Ex-Girlfriend’s Car, Sets House On Fire, Dances, And Isn’t Even From Ohio Or Florida
You know that scene in Step Brothers, where Brennan and Dale are sitting on the couch after their epic front yard melee that included one using a bicycle as a weapon because he thought the other was going to rape him? I picture Ohio and Florida sitting on a couch right now, just like Brennan…
Read MoreI Can’t Stop Laughing At Bartolo Colon Falling Down
Bartolo Colon is a bit of a journeyman in the MLB. He’s been around a season or two. The apparently ageless Colon — at a chipper 42-years-old — still hasn’t quite figured out how to walk on cement in his cleats. Give him a break, it’s only his 18th year in the league. That’s right,…
Read MoreThe Indianapolis Colts’ Fake Punt As A Tecmo Bowl Play Is Everything
The Indianapolis Colts put on a free clinic on how not to run a fake punt, not only in the NFL, but in any game of football. Ever. Including the fantastic and nostalgic Tecmo Bowl from Nintendo. h/t @gangelooo
Read MoreVIDEO: ‘Things Big Ten Fans Say’ Is Insanely Accurate
I am a die hard fan of THE Ohio State University and I am the first to admit that Big Ten fans can be passionate and defensive. But really, if you think about SEC homers and PAC-12 truthers, we’re all doing the same thing. Defending our teams, the conferences they play in, and the schedules…
Read MoreWeird Al Yankovic Unboxing His Grammy Award Is One Of His Best Parodies Ever
Weird Al Yankovic won The Grammy Award for The Best Comedy Album at this year’s Grammy Awards. Since there are parties to go to an elbows to rub, recipients are not given the actual award at the ceremony, but are mailed their custom, individually numbered award a few months later. When Yankovic recieved his award,…
Read MoreFlorida Woman Live Streams Herself While Drunk Driving And I Give Up On Florida
I swear to God I’m not picking on Florida. This type of shit just happens that frequently in the Sunshine State. Police in Lakeland, Florida arrested 23-year-old Whitney Marie Beall after receiving numerous 911 calls from people who were watching her live stream herself on the app Periscope. During her broadcast she admitted that she…
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