Ray Lewis and Paul Rudd bring us five awesome Madden 13 promos

By Dan DiLoreto | August 21, 2012

Paul Rudd and Ray Lewis have teamed up to bring us a great set of promos for the new Madden 13 video game that comes out next Tuesday, August 28th. In the promos, the pair are portrayed as childhood friends that take their Madden playing very seriously.  Rudd goes as far as to say that…

Police raid in Long Island gives us the 'Rules 2 Da Game of Hoez'…Finally

By Dan DiLoreto | August 15, 2012

During a raid in Long Island, police uncovered one of the best pieces of writing I have seen in a long time.  While making the bust on the alleged house of a pimp, police found the “Rules 2 Da Game of Hoez”, which was alledgedly written by the resident, Steven McDaniel. McDaniel and his girlfriend/partner/hoe…

Papa Doc faces three years behind bars for tax evasion

By Dan DiLoreto | August 14, 2012

Yikes.  That’s my bad…Apparently that isn’t Papa Doc from 8 Mile but a mug shot of Lauryn Hill after she plead guilty to tax evasion.  She admitted to not filing her returns between 2005 and 2007.  During that period of time she earned $1.8 million.

The McKayla Maroney meme is getting out of control, so we are throwing our hat in the ring

By Dan DiLoreto | August 9, 2012

I like a good internet meme just as much as the next guy so I figured I put Thunder Treats two cents in on the subject.  I don’t know about anyone else, but as soon as I saw this picture of her, only one thing popped into my mind. Dana Carvey as the Church Lady…

24 things I'd rather do than hear more about Dwight Howard

By Dan DiLoreto | July 26, 2012

Dwight Howard has done something I never thought possible.  He has jumped in front of both #1A and #1B on my hate list.  It now reads: 1.) Dwight Howard2A.) Steven A. Smith2B.) Jared from Subway There are about 84 other items on said list, but I will save those for another time.  Dwight Howard has…

Elders watching Skrillex: "I'm thinking it's a lot better if you're stoned"

By Dan DiLoreto | July 6, 2012

The Fine Brothers new video is great.  Gather some older people and let them screen a couple Skrillex videos and film it.  You Tube gold.  They got a handful of our elders together who gave us some of the best quotes I have ever heard regarding Skrillex’s music.  Here are a few gems. “I’m thinking…

Living Social has the deal of the century! Cleveland Steamers only $69!

By Dan DiLoreto | March 27, 2012

I am fairly certain that the person behind this ad for Cleveland’s Living Social coupon page didn’t think this title through.  If you don’t know what a Cleveland Steamer is, then this is not funny.  But, alas, we have Urban Dictionary to school you on the ways of gross. “If you’re looking to romance that…

5 Suspensions and Fines you didn't know Roger Goodell issued during his childhood

By Dan DiLoreto | March 21, 2012

If you haven’t heard yet, Roger Goodell dropped the hammer on the New Orleans Saints organization for their role in the bounty program which paid players to “take out” or injure opposing players.  He came out swinging by indefinitely suspending former Defensive Coordinator and current DC of the Rams, Gregg Williams.  He wasn’t done after…

Is this Travelocity ad anti-gay or just poorly worded?

By Dan DiLoreto | February 23, 2012

I think the ESPN writer who wrote the “Chink in the Armor” title can rest easy…because whoever created this ad for Travelocity is definitely going to be in hot water.  I don’t know if there is a bank of pictures that are randomly published for this ad, but with a slogan “Get out and stay…

Kurt Russell 'Big Trouble in Litte China' Supercut

By Dan DiLoreto | February 20, 2012

This video was first shown to me when I was drunk, so I was sure that it wouldn’t be funny sober.  I was totally wrong, it is still hilarious.  The poster clearly loves the movie “Big Trouble in Little China” but begs the question “did anyone ever let Kurt Russell read the script?“.

Connecticut Mayor in need of gigantic shoe horn to remove his foot from his mouth

By Dan DiLoreto | January 26, 2012

I’m talking a Khloe Kardashian shoe horn. I imagine that every single person in East Haven, Connecticut that voted for Mayor Joseph Maturo is kicking themselves in the ass right now.  The interview is supposed to be about his outreach plan after 4 COPS WERE ARRESTED FOR RACIALLY PROFILING LATINOS but it hits a big…

It is amazing this church singer did not get struck by lightning

By Dan DiLoreto | January 25, 2012

This church singer made my jaw drop.  Not only is this guy the worst singer I have ever heard but he also is the most cocky.  His dialogue is absolutely unreal.  Also you can tell he is ready to kill his pianist. Turn your volume down at the 1:10 mark. [youtube id=L1Gwl3cd7zs ]YouTube Link Calling…

SlingShot ride turns a man into a girl

By Dan DiLoreto | January 23, 2012

It makes it all the more funny that he is a Marine. [youtube id=udMs0bRbC8Q ] WHAT KINDA COUNTDOWN WAS THAT?!?!  I can’t imagine he would seriously rather be in Afghanistan.

Weatherman channels his inner Ron Burgundy

By Dan DiLoreto | January 4, 2012

Weatherman Brian Niznansky for NBC 26 Today in Green Bay, Wisconsin was fooled by his director when he recited the lines on the teleprompter without realizing it was a joke. “In other news, I love lamp” If you remember Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Ron would read whatever was written on the teleprompter and…

60 Year old tool repair man has got some moves

By Dan DiLoreto | December 23, 2011

Meet Jimmy Joe Twinkle Toes. Jimmy is a tool repair man from Ohio.  Your average Joe, if you will, but his dance moves are anything but average.  Jimmy is pushing 60 years old and by the looks of this video he must feel like he is in his 20’s. The guys in Jimmy’s shop noticed…